Yukon Cornelius is brilliant. Seriously. From the moment he first appears in Rudolph, he dishes out witty gems such as:
Yukon: You’re going to stay with me and we’ll all be rich with the biggest silver strike this side of Hudson Bay. Silver!
Hermey: I thought you wanted gold.
Yukon: I changed my mind!
Yukon: We’ll have to outwit the fiend with our superior intelligence.
Yukon: Douse your nose and run like crazy!
Yukon: Fog’s as thick as peanut butter.
Hermey: You mean pea soup.
Yukon Cornelius: You eat what you like and I’ll eat what I’ll like.
“How do you like that! Even among misfits, you’re misfits!”
“Its not a fit night out for man nor beast! Here’s the man, and here’s the beast!”
“Didnt I ever tell you about Bumbles? Bumbles BOUNCE!
Far and away, though, my favorite Yukonism is this gem:
Say Yukon…..can you spare a guitar string?